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Gamers no fatter, slobbier than the fat slobs calling them fat, slobby

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A recent study from the Journal of Computer-Mediated Communication indicated that the average online gamer defies the traditional stereotype of an overweight male adolescent. Read more

A helmet for your thoughts?

  
The US Army recently awarded a five-year $4 million contract to researchers from the three universities to study the concept of the "thought helmet." According to PhysOrg.com, the device "would harness a person´s brain waves and transmit them as radio waves, where they would be translated into words in the headphones of other soldiers." Can Read more

Arrrr you still hung over?

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From the big celebration yesterday? What's that? You have no idea what I'm talking about? Well, then somehow you missed that September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. What's that? No, I'm not kidding. Read up at the official site for all the details. And seriously, swab the deck. It's disgusting. Read more

iPhone 3G: 2.1 Update available - now able to send and receive calls

  
The iPhone 2.1 update is now available, offering the following juicy features:
  • Decrease in call set-up failures and dropped calls
  • Significantly better battery life for most users
  • Dramatically reduced time to backup to iTunes
  • Improved email reliability, notably fetching email from POP and Exchange accounts
  • Faster installation of 3rd party applications
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I don't think this is what they mean by "sausage fest"

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According to the Associated Press, a California man broke into the home of two farmworkers, "rubbing spices into the face of one man and smacking another with an 8-inch sausage." The local sheriff's department found the suspect "hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks." Insert joke here. Read more