You know those people that complain that they don't like Starbuck's coffee because they tend to over-roast? Clearly these folks have a truly discriminating palate. They deserve a rare and unique java experience, that can only come from sampling a cup made from beans extracted from some sort of animal excretion. Read more

Nothing says Christmas like a second-tier Star Wars character, am I right? If you're nodding your head right now, then you might consider getting out more. But you might also consider visiting our friends at ThinkGeek and checking out what has to be the geekiest homage to Jesus' birthday ever created. Read more

Think of the great literary works of the last few hundred years. Names like Faulkner, Hemmingway, Austin, Joyce and Shakespeare probably come to mind. You are probably thinking about tales of unrequited love, lost causes, struggles against nature and ribaldry. Yeah, I said it, ribaldry. What you probably don't think of is zombies. Read more

All my life, I've been drinking tea that was picked by only one kind of primate, ignorant of the possibilities of the other species that might be out there gathering leaves for my beverages. Well, I think it might be time for a change. My homo-sapien-centric sipping days are numbered. The impetus for the change? Read more