Feel like you're too old to dress up for Halloween, but secretly don't want to be left out of the fun? Looking for a socially acceptable way to dress up like the Green Lantern? Just cold at the extremities? Read more

Not to give away my age or anything, but I used to watch the ever-living sh@# out of Greatest American Hero as a kid. He was the kind of superhero any kid who spent his time reading comics and playing with Transformers could hope to be - the awkward, non-athletic kind with a bad haircut. Read more

Do you like Halloween?
Yes sensei!
Do you like movies with inspirational training montages?
Yes sensei!
Do you want to impress your friends with an ironic homage to the 80s?
Yes sensei!
Do you want to date Elizabeth Shue?
Yes sensei!

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If you're the kind of guy who likes your belt buckle big (and who likes, say, home chemistry kits and ham radio) then have I found the perfect accessory for you. Read more

There was a time when it wasn't all that cool to wear a Star Wars t-shirt. Okay, I don't really remember that time, but that's what my wife tells me, anyway. Regardless, that time has now officially come to an end. Read more